Wingnut Physical Fitness…The Cock-Thusting, Fat-Melting Way

Huge man-hug props and a big high-five to Brian McKay of Le Faits de la Fiction for unearthing this whacked out promotion that actually was published by those enlightened folks at Townhall.com. 

That fella doing what appears to be similated dry humping happens to be named Matt Furey (gee, ya think??), and he fancies himself as a professional trainer and body builder with serious military training in active combat, among others.

His present website is promoting something or another called Combat Conditioning, which he sells as “politically incorrect fitness, fighting, and maximum success instruction”….and it promises to totally resculpt your body and your life without the need for such bothers as cardio exercise, diets, or traditional weighttraining.  In fact, from all the smack that Furey runs in support of his method, it seems that you really have to do absolutely nothing…just sit back and read his book and buy his video, and that ugly fat will literally be whisked away…clean into another universe.

But it’s the Freudian undercurrent of repressed sexuality that really caught Brian’s (and my eye)…and needless to say, he was a bit….shall we say, whelmed. 

But don’t take my word for it….go straight to Brian’s blog for his rundown of the Furey. 

Personally, I still say that Jack LaLane would still kick his ass in a fair fight.

 

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