Well, friends, neighbors, Clones, and fella and sista lefty sex-pozzie rads and pro-‘pornstitution’ tag teamers (though I still would much prefer Stan Goff’s derivative smack of "Pro-porn posse"); a new year is now upon us. Hopefully 2007 will serve to be as interesting and prosperous as 2006 was…yet with half the drama and one-third less calories.
Some things will change radically….like the New Orleans Saints actually being said in the same paragraph as "Super Bowl" (and who’d think that after Rusted Mike Ditka sold the entire 2000 draft for Ricky Williams, only to see him shipped to Miami three years later???); or the Republicans actually having to face the prospect of being a minority party for the first time in 12 years (thank you very much, Dubya, for that). And then, some things will never change…like celebs attempting to revive their staggering careers by miming porn starlets (see Mariah Carey’s suit against Mary Carey’s trademarking; or Britney and Paris doing their Jenna Jameson impressions and flashing hoohah for the world to see and sqawk about; or certain antiporn radicalfeminists flashing their predjudices and bigotry against sexual dissidents (as in the latest brohaha over transsexuals and their dire threat to women’s restrooms and other sacred womyn’s spaces). And, of course, our one-party-with-two-wings political system will continue to create new and different ways to rob working folk of all their hard earned money while funding more death, destruction, and brutality worldwide….all the while targeting their rhetoric and bile towards acts that do less to harm anyone than all their war games and torture havens.
Either way, ’07 should be one hellava ride.